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Cyber Attention-Seeker Meter

Does your heart race at the red dot on your notifications? We analyze your social feed habits and unconscious like-begging tendencies and give you a 'cyber attention-seeker grade'.

[WARNING]

This test contains brutally honest reality checks. Those with a fragile ego, proceed with caution.

What this tool does

Answer five questions about social-media habits, such as how often you check likes, how many shots you take and how you use hashtags, and the points add up to an 'attention-seeker index' (%), a type name and a blunt one-line verdict. Use it to laugh at your own habits or copy the result to compare types with friends. It is meme content made for fun, not a psychological test.

How it is calculated

Each question has four options worth 1 to 20 points, and the chosen points simply accumulate. Picking the lowest answer every time gives 8 points; the highest every time gives 100, and that total is the index (%). The type name has two parts. The first word comes from the score divided by 13, one of eight (from 'Lone Scholar' to 'Nuclear Attention Monster'); the second from the remainder of the score divided by 6, one of six (Ascetic, Wanderer, Intern, Full-timer, Guide, Rampager). The verdict text is one of four levels chosen by the score divided by 26. For example, 2+7+6+12+7 = 34 points gives an index of 34%, a first word from 34÷13 = 2 ('Lurker Spy'), a second word from remainder 4 ('Guide'), and the second verdict level (an ordinary netizen). Nothing is random, so the same answers always give the same result.

Things to know

Frequently asked questions

Does the attention-seeker test reveal my real personality?

No. It adds up option points from five questions and attaches pre-written text. It does not assess personality or addiction.

If a friend gets the same index, is the type name the same?

Yes. The name depends only on the score, so the same index gives the same name. A one-point difference, however, changes the second word and can make it look completely different.

What are the highest and lowest possible scores?

Choosing the top answer every time gives 100% and the lowest answer every time gives 8%. A score of 0% cannot occur.

Are my answers saved anywhere?

No. Scoring happens only in your browser and answers are not sent to a server. The result stays only if you copy it yourself.

Entertainment only; not a psychological test or diagnosis.

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